How to Outsmart Your Peers on words related to spiders
“You don’t need to wipe your ass to be a spider.
I’ve been a spider-lover since I was a kid. I’ve got a house full of spiders and I know I probably wouldn’t be here today if I hadn’t. The real question is: what do you do if you see a spider? The best advice I’ve ever heard for that question is to run away, because that is how spiders will bite you.
Well, spiders have a reputation for being extremely aggressive when they decide to bite someone. So, if you see a spider, take a moment to run away. This will make them run away, which might make them go away. Or you might stop them and throw them into a wall with your hands. Again, this is to confuse them as you run away. Don’t let one bite get you down, you can run for your life.
While running for your life is probably the best advice, spiders and being bitten are bad advice. They’re a bit like saying you should not talk about an illness, because it might turn out to be a fatal disease. You might end up dying or worse, having a brain tumor or a heart attack.
the advice for spiders, however, is to be brave. The more you run away, the more spiders will come after you. You dont need to go running to be scared, you just need to make it count.
The good news is spiders can live a long, happy life. Spiders can live up to 200 years, and about half of them live that long. But the bad news is that spiders will only live if they are scared. They cant be scared if they cant run away. This is the first time Ive heard about spiders living long, happy lives. It seems to be a very rare occurrence.
I just love spiders for their intimidating beauty and for the fact that they are very social. There are also many more spiders out there than those that live longer lives. So now that we are more aware of the fact that spiders are scared, we should realize that they dont need to be scared.
I believe that spiders are the only creatures that need to be afraid of the sun, because their life cycle is so short.
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